(i'm the real) master of karate and friendship

I really appreciate that on tumblr I can just follow/decide to befriend/talk to anyone who strikes me as clever/hilarious/interesting, and it’s not considered creepy. It’s welcomed.

Sometimes on Facebook I’ll see a friend of a friend make a witty comment and I just want to be like HELLO FRIEND OF FRIEND WE HAVE IN COMMON YOU AMUSE ME WE SHOULD ALSO BE FRIENDS NOW I THINK. …but that’s, like, creepy and stuff on Facebook, so instead I just come back to tumblr where I can stalk in good company.

And that’s the end of my story for this evening. The end.

no but where the fuck did my tracked tags go

anyone?

cobaltstrides:

smellnoevil:

after popular new features such as

where the fuck is my customize theme button

and

shit i accidentally followed this random person off my dashboard

check out this new sensation

wow tumblr what the fuck are you doing to my tracked tags i never fucking asked for this

all songs in the new musical put that thing back where it came from or so help me

(via niamhcinnspooky-deactivated2012)

Note on Spoilers for tonights Doctor Who episode

hulkgoesrawr:

Don’t go on tumblr. Go on tumblr and you’re dead. Bloggers are fast. Faster than you can believe. Please look away. And don’t go on tumblr. Good luck.

(via relatedworlds)

backtothefuturewassetin2015:

barackobama:

vh1:

meredifsteppy:

i cant tell whether vh1 or barackobama is my favorite blog and it is distressing me

Does the president ever reblog Darren Criss gifs?  We think not.

POTUS: Needs more Darren GIFs!

Hey, Darren: Should everybody register to vote and bug their friends to register to vote? 

Your move, VH1.

what the fuck is happening over there

oh my god what is this intensely amazing madness.

(Source: theokatz, via teacupsandcyanide)